A couple of highlights from the best spam message I’ve gotten in ages, courtesy of someone selling eye drops (I think):

Hopi Prophecy and Planetary Resources, based in Bellevue, Washington, initially will focus on developing and selling extremely low-cost robotic spacecraft for surveying missions.

Within five to 10 years, however, the company expects to progress from selling observation platforms in orbit around Earth to prospecting services.

Planetary Resources thoughts?

I’m guessing that you’re also wondering what Hopi Prophecy has to do with interplanetary prospecting.

Points for plausible and/or risible answers in the comments.