In real life, showing you around my little apartment would take a grand total of three minutes. (Not even worth the nickel admission.) But since I’ve made you all wait so long, I decided to make it last!

Here’s the kitchen, with its Doritos bag color scheme. Note my new electric kettle, bought with GrammyRubi’s Xmas gift. How do I love thee, electric kettle? Let me count the ways…

I've always wanted a galley of my very own! And I'm my very own galley slave, too.