Doña Cayetana shows us how it's done.

María del Rosario Cayetana Paloma Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Fernanda Teresa Francisca de Paula Lourdes Antonia Josefa Fausta Rita Castor Dorotea Santa Esperanza Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva Falcó y Gurtubay (otherwise known as the Duchess of Alba) married today. After she and the groom — 25 years her junior —  left the chapel, she took off her shoes and danced in the street.

¡Olé y olé!

(*The Spanish way of living happily ever after is to eat partridges.)