I am, very probably, a bad human — because instead of watching the State of the Union Address, I watched Eddie Izzard Live From Wembly. If I have to choose between The Leader of the Free World and The World’s Greatest Action Transvestite, well, I know where my heart lies. The rest of La Familia Rubi are good humans, thank heavens, and did watch the Prez, so I’m pretty sure they canceled me out.

Go ahead, heap scorn upon me in the comments. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.